Week 2 of the NFL is just about wrapped up. We’ve got two Monday night games left and then we’re on to week 3. So like last week here’s everything you need to know from week 2…
Green Bay Packers:
They officially scare me as a real threat to the Eagles.
Jordan Love is coming into his own.
Their defense is the best in the NFL.
Washington Commanders:
Jayden Daniels = Lil bro ass
Scary Terry isn’t so scary
Defense is a bunch of old men
Cincinnati Bengals:
Seasons over(if Joe Burrow is seriously hurt)
Defense is still major ass, flirting with becoming super major ass
Can Jamarr Chase play QB?
Survived to go 2-0
Jacksonville Jaguars:
DUUUUVAALLLL
They are Frisky but not in a weird way
I’m still over hearing about Travis Hunter
Going to finish behind Daniel Jones and the Colts in the AFC south
Trevor Lawerence hates his coach
Dallas Cowboys:
Treyvon Diggs is booty
Brandon Aubrey is sick
Probably still regretting that Micah Parsons trade
Let the Giants score 40 on them LMFAO
New York Giants:
Russy heard all the Jackson Dart talked and locked in.
Probably the most undisaplicned team in the league
Malik Nabers is incredible
Daboll should be fired
Jackson Dart played! 1 snap, 1 stumble
Miami Dolphins:
We can take Tua out of concussion protocol for now.
Tyreek Hill is washed, probably gonna get traded to the Chiefs.
McDaniel is gonna get fired
New England Patriots:
Drake Maye…might just be Mac Jones again.
Defense stinks but not major ass like Bengals
Special teams, special plays thats why they won
New Orleans Saints:
Still need a QB I think?
Rattler played well? Kind of? Might just be a fluke
At least they play in a cool city
San Francisco 49ers:
Mac Jones is better than Brock Purdy
CMC might not be washed
Beat the Saints, still don’t think they are that good.
Tennessee Titans:
Can Ward reminds me of a better Vince Young
They really need a legit WR
Don’t think they can’t out suck the Saints for number 1 overall pick
Los Angeles Rams:
Let the Titans hang around
Honestly forgot they had DeVante Adams
Very well could be 0-2
Their defense really might win them 10 games
Buffalo Bills:
Josh Allen doesn’t need a nose or touchdowns to win
Best team in the AFC
Really think it might be the Bills year
New York Jets:
Justin Fields not great but not the worst QB the Jets have had
I’m gonna be nice because they played the Bills
Remember Jets fans, things have been worse
Chicago Bears:
Ben Johnson should’ve stayed in Detroit
Caleb Williams should spend more time in the film room and less time at the nail salon
Rome Odunze breakout game
Detroit Lions:
Goff said I don’t need Ben Johnson to put up 50
Amon Ra St. Brown f**ked me in fantasy
2nd best team in the NFC North
Seattle Seahawks:
White Geno went into Pittsburgh and beat Aaron Rodgers
Clearly studied the new kickoff rules
JSN is a stud
Not ready to say they are actually good yet
Pittsburgh Steelers
DK revenge game
Clearly did NOT study the new kickoff rules
It’s week two and Aaron Rodgers has not caused any drama yet
Cleveland Browns:
Still ass, and putting them in the super booty major ass category with the Bengals defense and the Panthers
Dillion Gabriel played before Sheduar
Start doing mock drafts
Baltimore Ravens:
2nd best team in the AFC
Lammy wants the MVP
Derrick Henry was shutdown?
Mean they bullied the Browns the way they did
Carolina Panthers:
Major booty ass cheeks bad
Put Andy Dalton in
McMillan is gonna be sick when he gets a QB
Recovered an onside kick so that was cool, still lost
Arizona Cardinals:
Kyler Murray still short, played well but it was also the Panthers.
Feels like they always have random receivers catching TD passes
Let the Panthers comeback on them and almost lost
Kansa City Chiefs:
Mahomes is the biggest fake tough guy ever
Such a dirty team
Travis Kelce stole my woman (I was with her first Travis)
0-2 so the NFL is gonna rig their next few games
Philadelphia Eagles:
You know the drill, full breakdown in a separate blog for my boys but here’s a few quick things…
Defense looked way better
Vic Fangio blitzed?!?
I’m not gonna freak out about the play calling yet
Gritty win
Jalen Hurt is gonna end up on Jacked Up on Monday Nigh Countdown
Denver Broncos:
Offense looked better
Bo Nix looked like Bo Nix
Defense let Daniel Jones cook them
Stupid penalty cost them the game
Indianapolis Colts:
Daniel Jones?!?
Type Warren is so good already
Jonathan Taylor still elite
2-0?!?!?!
Minnesota Vikings:
J.J Mccarthy is a rookie who looked good against the Bears
Justin Jefferson is going to get frustrated after by like week 6
Keep them out of primetime games
Atlanta Falcons:
Younghoe Koo is fired
Their defense looked really good but it was also the Vikings who looked good against the Bears
Kyle Pitts breakout year is finally happening
-Walsh
The Philly Phan Cave 
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