Back again for our weekly NFL recap, let’s dive right into it. If you’re new here I basically give my fastest two minutes in blog form. Stuff from each NFL team that we can takeaway from each week or just simple thoughts.
Seattle Seahawks:
Not great, but not bad. Lets call them Sam Darnold good.
Played the Cardinals.
JSN is a #1 WR.
They have two of the same running backs.
Their defense might be legit, but again played the Cardinals.
Arizona Cardinals:
Kyler Murray-Little midget bro is ass.
MHJ figured out how to catch…kind of.
Their uniforms were dumb.
Minnesota Vikings:
Had the full Carson Wentz experience
So many dumb penalties
I DK if they are better with JJ or Wentz
Never leaving Europe
Pittsburgh Steelers:
The Kenny gainwell game
Might be good? So hard to tell
Rodgers looks like he’s having fun
DK is still a beast
Washington Commanders:
Was not the Mariota revenge game
They need Jayden Daniels back
Exactly why you don’t buy into offseason hype
Deebo was there whole team today
Let Michael Penix cook their defense
Atlanta Falcons:
Bijan is a beast
Tyler Allgeier is still around?
Michael Penix showed he can be great
New Orleans Saints:
Hung around with the Bills?!?
Still Ass
Spencer Rattler is 0-10 to start his career
Chris Olave threw a pick
Even they don’t trust Rattler
Buffalo Bills:
Still best team in AFC hands down
Josh Allen = Beast
Played down to the Saints only reason this was close
Didn’t cover the spread(I’m Pissed)
Cleveland Browns:
Still ass
Joe Flacco looked old
Dillion Gabriel played
Shedur looked sad when Gabriel came in(Not a good teammate)
Detroit Lions:
Finding there groove after that week 1 loss
Amon Ra is so good
Hutch looked like he got hurt 27 times(I think he’s fine)
Third best team in the NFC
Kalif Raymond confirmed getting laid tonight
Carolina Panthers:
Bryce Young=Little bro is major ass
Put in Andy Dalton
Same record as the Ravens?????
Made Drake Maye look like Tom Brady
Bryce Young pregame outfit was their only highlight
New England Patriots:
Drake Maye looked like Tom Brady…But it was the Panthers
Very hard to read team
Best they have looked but again it was the Panthers
Los Angeles Chargers:
Clearly were not awake for this one
Are Justin Herbert and Madison Beer fighting?
Hampton has arrived
Where has Ladd been?
New York Giants:
RIP Malik Nabers
Burn Metlife to the ground, something has to be done at this point
Dart is gonna be fun
Need them to trade Jameis
1st of probably 3 or 4 wins for the year, good for them
Philadelphia Eagles:
1st half=Tougher than the sun
2nd half= Not tougher than the sun
I’ll touch more on them in my game recap per usual
Tampa Bay Buccaneers:
Very legit team even without Evans
Egbuka is a STUD
Like that annoying gnat that won’t die
Best team in the NFC South by a mile
Tennessee Titans:
Cam Ward teetering on little bro ass status
Scored no points
Start doing mock drafts
Fans should just watch college football
Having the number 1 pick will be fun!
Houston Texans:
Back? Or just played the Titans?
CJ Stroud remembered how to play QB
Best defensive game they played but also the Titans
Woody Marks?!?!?
Indianapolis Colts:
Indiana Jones came back down to earth
Adonai Mitchell…..
Might not be a total fluke
Los Angeles Rams:
Still haven’t lost to anyone but the Eagles recently
Puka had too many catches today(I played against him in fantasy)
TuTu Atwell still has one of the best names and is very fast
Jacksonville Jaguars:
Travis Etienne is so back
Trevor Lawrence is figuring it out
Liam Coen is a fake tough guy
San Fransisco 49ers:
Lost to the Jags at home?!?
Better with Mac Jones
Defense sucks without Bosa
They really paid Brock Purdy as much as they did LMAO
Baltimore Ravens:
Put your Super Bowl future bets in now
Unless Lamar is out for a while then dont
Same record as the Panthers?!?!
Defense might be bad?
Kansas City Chiefs:
Are they back?
JuJu Smith have a day
You just knew they weren’t gonna go 1-3(NFL Rigged)
Put your Super Bowl future bet in now
Chicago Bears:
They have so much potential
Caleb looked okay
Rome Odunze is a number 1 WR
Blocked a FG?!?! Usually that happens to them
Las Vegas Raiders:
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA RAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIDDDDDEEEERRRRSSSSSSS(I just love saying that)
Geno Smith is Geno Smith, they are going to hang in games but usually lose
Ashton Jeanty has arrived
Maxx Crosby is terrifying and so damn good
Green Bay Packers:
They looked so much better in weeks 1 and 2
Was Micah trying to be nice to his old team by not doing anything?
All their WR need to knock it off with the guardian caps
Josh Jacobs is addicted to scoring TDs
Ties are dumb
Dallas Cowboys:
Maybe not regretting the Micah trade as much
Jerry Jones is so old and I’m not sure he knows what he’s doing
Pickens is thrilled Ceedee Lamb is out
Didn’t want to cover Doubs
A tie is basically a win for them
-Walsh
The Philly Phan Cave 
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